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New Nonna Maria video!! Enjoy!!

In other news, I’m redesigning this site cause I always do that when I’m fed up with the way something looks. It’s also a cheap excuse for me not to update it for now. Stupid, eh?

So, I’ve been very hella busy lately redoing the Nonna Maria site and making new vids as well as being in Italy for 3 weeks. My next task will be to remake this website and start fresh. In the meantime, check out the new Nonna Maria vids with a Cameo for yours truly!

BONUS VID:

Yes, internet, it’s time for VIDEOS (and other wackness found within this internets). I know, you can see videos everywhere on this wild wild web but I thought I’d update me site with 2 or 3 vids and stuff that I run into daily. Cause I run into A LOT of them and I thinks you, my handsome readers and readeresses would likes to see them.

The first video is of your basic Judge Judy court case, except, it’s not your basic Judge Judy court case. No. In fact, this one has flying T.V.s, dead cats, dirty hipsters, a picture of a dead bird on fire, and it’s all flavored with questions about sexuality. This also marks the first time I EVER feel like showering and cleaning my room after watching an internet video.

This next video involves something called cup stacking… and.. there’s an Asian girl and she… stacks cups… Yeah, I really have no joke for this one. I was gonna say something about Bras, you know, cause of the cups… but it really didn’t work out and my mental capacity, given the amount of sleep I had, can probably only generate the equivalent brain function of about a season of Jersey Shore.

Finally, this is why I love YouTube, it’s like your own terrarium where you can place any two animals and watch them fight!! Seriously, just input this equation into YouTube: ( Random Animal ) vs. (Random Animal) – you’ll find you’ll almost always get what you’re looking for… today, it’s:

PRAYING MANTIS vs. HUMMINGBIRD

Enjoy!

Hey guys. Like last year, I’m gonna live blog through-out the Oscars. If you feel like joining in, go ahead and feel free to do so. If you want to join in via Twitter, just @ reply me with your interest to do so. Let the world’s fanciest useless award show BEGIN!!

Hey guys. Taking an Internet hiatus lately to rethink things. Funny thing is, during my hiatus, I got more followers on Twitter. Don’t worry, I’ll be sure to make testicle tweets so that I can even out the universe. Here’s something that made my day lately.

I tell everyone about you nonna! After they watch you they start saying I LOVE YOU more often! Just listening to the words have provided a positive impact in society! Your episodes are so hilarious! Keep up the great work and God Bless!

It was a comment written on the Nonna Maria and Friends Facebook Fan Page. Nice to see some of my actions having a positive impact. Thanks, commentator, you made my day.

Studies done on cancer patients who go into recession show that the closer they are to death the more they reflect on the relationships they’ve created with others. They don’t think about the money they’ve made, the cars they own, the companies they’ve grown. No. They get enveloped in the love and memories they shared with others during their life. This changes everything, it changes the way you look at life. In some cases of cancer patients it causes their cancer to go into recession. If you live life to build meaningful relationships and to nurture them and cherish them, then you, my friend, have tuned into abundance. Everything you need is right around you. Grab it, love it, cherish it, before it’s too late.

From the best episode of ATHF

Hey, anyone notice the suckage in this year’s Super Ball (Bowl) commercials (apparently there’s a football game too). Seriously, aside from a few good one with the little kid in the Doritos ad and the one with the CHICKENS (Chickens just always make me laugh)… most of the rest just really… well.. sucked.

They weren’t funny, they weren’t inspiring, they were just really crappy… and seriously, how many commercials need Danica Patrick in them? GoDaddy commercials are the worst… don’t get me wrong, I’m all for the fine female physique but give me a little something… something to stimulate my brain… suggestive massages and cleavage don’t  do it for me anymore. Not now that we have this whole Internet thing, I can search BOOBS on GOOGLE IMAGES and become desensitized to the sight of mammaries. And don’t get me started on that GoDaddy commercial with the incest joke… what the fuck is wrong with you GoDaddy?

Everything during the Super Bowl is perfectly thought out, every shot, every commercials, there’s always that underlying feeling that there’s more to it than an event where men in tights tackle each other for a leathery deformed ball (wow, what a sentence). Then again, if you had a message to deliver, why NOT deliver it during one of the biggest sporting events of the year?

Advertisement is changing. Here’s a quick story: I was once watching a basketball game and they had a shot of the announcers talking in front of the spectators. Between the two announcers was a woman in a skirt, only viewable from the waist down. Therefore, all you saw on the screen was the announcers and a pair of nice legs in between them both. Then, the funniest thing happen, the woman had a card in her hand that she then placed into the shot. On the card was an advertisement, a logo of a company (I forget which one). “Holy Shit!” I thought to myself. You guys fucking got me.

HBO has released their poster for their movie adaptation of the Conan-Leno “fracas” (soup holder) that’s transpired over the past few weeks.

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